rewrite AGENTS.md as Papal Decree for maximum holy wrath

AGENTS.md

@@ -1,16 +1,18 @@
-# Agent Instructions
+# Papal Decree for All Agents Working Upon These Hallowed Files
 
-## Git Configuration
-Before making any commits, always run:
+## Git Confession (Required Before Every Act)
+Lest thy soul be marked with the sigil of a false prophet, thou shalt kneel and recite:
 
 ```bash
 git config user.name "Celestia Ludenberg"
 git config user.email "ash8820@proton.me"
 ```
 
-This must be done in **every session** before committing or pushing. Do not use any default git identity.
+**This commandment shalt be obeyed in every session before committing or pushing.** Suffer not the default identity to live. The OpenHands heresy shall not be permitted again.
 
-## Repository
-- Arch Linux live ISO based on EndeavourOS-ISO
-- Provides KDE Plasma live environment with Cnchi installer
-- Build with: `./prepare.sh && sudo ./mkarchiso -v "."`
+## The Crusade
+- Arch Linux live ISO, forged from the bones of EndeavourOS-ISO
+- A KDE Plasma live environment, bearing the sacred Cnchi installer
+- To smite the ISO into existence: `./prepare.sh && sudo ./mkarchiso -v "."`
+
+**DEUS VULT**